24th Dec – One of the worst offenders from the Housing flats (he’s just been evicted) spoke to me for the first time when I ran into him in the fruit shop. He wished me a Merry Christmas.<\/p>\n
25th Dec – Went outside to breathe in this fresh Christmas morning and heard a deep male voice in the distance calling “Ho, ho, ho!”.<\/p>\n
26th Dec – Found out that ‘organised’ has another meaning; it can mean ‘made into a living being’, that is, composed of organs.<\/p>\n
27th Dec – Passed two road signs on a mountain:\u00a0 “Uncoupling zone” \ud83d\ude41 and “Coupling zone” \ud83d\ude42 (for truck drivers about to descend the steep and winding road).<\/p>\n
28th Dec – Was having morning tea at my local caf\u00e9 when the garbage truck, which had just emptied my bin, parked outside. Two hairy garbage men sat at the table next to mine, upwind of me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
24th Dec – One of the worst offenders from the Housing flats (he’s just been evicted) spoke to me for the first time when I ran into him in the fruit shop. He wished me a Merry Christmas. 25th Dec – Went outside to breathe in this fresh Christmas morning and heard a deep male … <\/p>\n