{"id":7726,"date":"2016-02-05T23:30:13","date_gmt":"2016-02-05T12:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/soundslikewish.wordpress.com\/?p=7726"},"modified":"2016-02-05T23:30:13","modified_gmt":"2016-02-05T12:30:13","slug":"beetles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/soundslikewish.org\/?p=7726","title":{"rendered":"Beetles"},"content":{"rendered":"

A writing exercise. Describe something never before described. Something that makes you look twice.<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019m sitting on a park bench, my feet tucked up on the seat to keep away from large two-centimetre ants wandering about looking for their nest. I can see it, in the soil to my right. Nearby, a crowd of regular-size ants crawls over and under a small Christmas beetle, devouring its innards. The beetle\u2019s iridescent elytra – its hardened forewings – were intact when I arrived, but now one elytron is hanging loose, barely attached. It\u2019s a small and pretty beetle, yellow with blue and purple tints like a tiny metallic-painted VDub. I look back to the large ants that have found their nest, a broad depression in the dry soil. In it is a bed of eucalyptus leaf litter, and at its centre, a jewel, a deep emerald green beetle. Can\u2019t tell if he\u2019s dead or just playing dead. I want to save him from the marauding ants, take him to my safe home.<\/p>\n

I have nothing with me except a paperback novel; I pick him up on two gum leaves and sit them on the book, and his little black legs stretch out. Not dead, sleeping. He tries to walk away but the plastic film of the book cover is slippery and he can\u2019t get a grip. I walk towards home, holding the book horizontally, tipping it repeatedly, watching him slide back towards my fingers. He never tries to fly away. Christmas beetles are clumsy fliers anyway; he probably wouldn\u2019t get far before slamming his tiny body into an obstacle. At night we hear them hitting the windows, flying blind. It sounds like someone tap tap tapping. In the mornings there are always a few upside down on the ground beneath the glass. If they\u2019ve survived, they just need flipping over and off they go. Otherwise they\u2019re trapped on their backs and die. Reminds me of Kafka\u2019s Metamorphosis<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Resigning himself to fate, he crawls underneath the larger leaf where he thinks I can\u2019t see him, and hangs on for the remainder of the walk.<\/p>\n

Back home, I put the book on the table and the leaves and beetle fall off.<\/p>\n

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I encourage him to walk on top of a leaf but he doesn\u2019t trust me, crawls beneath the longest one and hangs upside down.<\/p>\n

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I take his photo and release him into the native garden in my back yard.<\/p>\n

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A writing exercise. Describe something never before described. Something that makes you look twice. I\u2019m sitting on a park bench, my feet tucked up on the seat to keep away from large two-centimetre ants wandering about looking for their nest. I can see it, in the soil to my right. Nearby, a crowd of regular-size … <\/p>\n

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